Word to the wise: if you ever encounter a parent with a new born, do not ask this question*.
The answer is no.
Always no. AHHHHHHHHH! Leave my tired, shrunken, sleep-deprived soul alone! Which may or not be concealed by a polite, tight-jawed smile.
*Unless, the question is followed with “Can I baby sit for the next 24hours so you can hit the sack?” then the answer is YES! Always Yes. And I LOVE you.
Word to the wise: if you ever encounter a parent with a new born, do not ask this question*.